10 motivational sayings from "Life with Woody" that will help you become better

  10 motivational sayings from "Life with Woody" that will help you become better

When it comes to unwinding after a long day of work, it might require a little coffee or perhaps a few rounds of beer or any other alcoholic beverage you can get your hands

on. Yeah, I'm guilty of that too, unless I'm found dead with a lampshade covering my head after a few vodka shots... half-naked! Alright, horrible example, and I'm sorry if anyone reading this has nightmares about me because I was in a drunken haze.

Please refrain from asking how it happened.

Nevertheless, what's really intriguing is how people manage the everyday aspects of life when under intense stress. In my opinion, new age practices like yoga and Zen are beneficial and effective. Is there room for folks who can truly smell the roses in a can as they're moving, intellectually? I started to question whether the concept of "thought over matter" is actually true.

Indeed, whenever you are ill, humor is the finest cure. Anyone can spend a lot of money to hear a comic, I mean, just to make you laugh so hard that you poop afterward. Despite what has been occurring, and for those who have experienced the trauma, it is preferable to just chuckle while facing the difficulties with a clear mind rather than to become angry with a blurred eyesight. Woody Allen is perhaps one of my all-time favorite actors. This is one man who, without even trying, gives you the directness that he brings out with vigor. With a male, you can discuss almost anything without his making fun of it, and you'll wind up laughing rather than thinking.

Voici what Woody Allen has to say:

1. If merely for financial considerations, wealth is preferable to poor. The practicality of anything does require money, but getting it doesn't have to be expensive, in my opinion.

2 "I think someone or something is keeping an eye on us. Sadly, the culprit is the government "Enough said.

3 "Death is not the worst thing that can happen to you. Have you ever spent the night with a salesperson for insurance?" This is one of the traditional ones, by the way. I all, until "he" turns up, the issue with life's minor inconveniences isn't really that severe.

Yes, relationships may become complicated, and they certainly can. Any author who writes about relationships is certain to run across these issues at some point. Unless you're referring to the heart as in the heart that pumps blood throughout your body, we follow our hearts' desires.

4. "Love is the answer, but sex raises some pretty interesting questions while you're waiting for the answer." And simply keep asking for more if you want it!

5 "Just a quick note about oral contraception. I invited a female to sleep with me, but she declined." It seems "realistic," in my opinion.

And if he happens to touch a nerve, he genuinely knows how to make the best of every situation in real life without resorting to legal action

6 "In general, my wife lacked maturity. She would enter my house while I was in the bathtub and sink my boats." I've never before had a boat in my bathtub. I feel queasy just looking at it while bathing in hot water.

7. "I don't want to be there when I die, but I'm not terrified of dying." It pours if it rains.

8. "Even when milk comes out of my nose, I am grateful for laughter." If you're chugging beer or mouthwash, it might get worse. This is what occurred to

9. "Tell God about your goals if you want to make him laugh." I'm grateful that he doesn't strike us with lightning at least.

And regardless of what may happen to each of us over the course of the next ten, twenty, or even thirty years, I suppose that we all need to have a fresh perspective on things. I find it difficult to picture a world without any kind of guidance from the wise. When it comes to even just getting along, it takes more guts to face your anxieties and learn how to deal with them, regardless of your religious beliefs.

And finally, as a final piece of advice, remember this wherever, whenever, and however we may be.